Peep This: My Pro-Persons Manifesto

Here’s a confession, and I’ll try not to put too fine a point on it: I loathe people. Now, I realize this could be taken as the acerbity of a crank or a sociopath or, say, Alec Baldwin, but walk with me for just a minute. People are dangerous. People vote for prom queens and American Idols. People, for…